Security departments hiring senior Windows admins is a total power-move. You need those weirdos in your corner.
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) June 26, 2019
Them: Our Windows installs are totally secure — we’ve got them totally locked down.
Me: Watch this! *uses some minor privilege escalation bug that’s been in Windows since the Stone Age*
Them: *Face falls off and slides onto the floor as they realize I’ve owned the machine and thus their network in about five mouse clicks*
I love doing stuff like that.