Yep the 2 guards watching over me fell asleep at the same time and then the camera malfunctioned and then i killed myself
— Jeffery Epstein (@DeadEpstein) August 14, 2019
According to centrists, all perfectly normal, move along, nothing to see here. An outlandish string of coincidences, malpractice, and errors happen to occur to a man whom many billionaires would like to see dead.
Just the usual, you know.