how to gauge my daily pretension levels:
Do I say that last night I saw…
A.) “a movie?”
B.) “a film?”
C.) (pronounced with a mid-Atlantic accent) “a picture?”— Torrey Peters (@torreypeters) December 5, 2019
Agog that you’d presume to allow such proletarian simplisms to pass your lips.
As for me, last evening, I beheld le cinéma.