What should we call this depression that is approaching? Has to have some sort of appellation so we can all refer to it.

“Mondo Depression?” Nah, too 80s.

How about a move away from “depression” branding altogether and go for something completely different, like “Corona Contraction?” Nah, sounds too much like childbirth, or is perhaps too linguistic.

How about something more mellifluous like “Disease Dolor?” I like it.

Though I have to admit “Plague Plunge” is catchier and easier to remember.