Allen Dulles, working as a spy in Switzerland during WWI, got a call from Lenin the day before he went back to Russia. He blew him off for a date with "two blonde and spectacularly buxom Swiss twin sisters." pic.twitter.com/7IBeN0RW79

— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) October 14, 2020

Hmm, let’s see.

1) Call with Lenin.

2) Weekend with Swiss blonde twins.

I know, difficult choice. How could one ever decide what to do? I would have to spend literally femtoseconds before I made my decision (and it would not be stodgy-ass Lenin).