Every zombie story is now obsolete. There won't be hordes of scavengers fighting neck and neck for dwindling resources. There will, instead, be a small group of people saying, "Don't go near the zombies" while everyone else says "You can't tell me what to do" as they're eaten.

— Adam Rakunas is so tired of this. (@rakdaddy) December 30, 2020

“My body, my choice!”

Zombie goes chomp.