Typos I do not ever want to make in work messages:
* meet / meat
* sec / sex
* clock / 🐓— Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft) January 13, 2021
I had a project manager once send me an email where she wrote, “I apologize for the incontinence.”
She meant “inconvenience.”
It was everything I could do not reply with something about how pissy the project was, or make allusions to the “golden shower” of work that we’d undertaken. Damn, it was so tempting.