The year is 2060. It’s illegal to weigh less than 300 pounds. Copyright has been extended to every atom of the universe with an infinite term. Mark Zuckerberg is god-king and Neuralink interfaces monitor everyone for thoughtcrime and charge $10 for every copyrighted thought (all of them). Cockroach milk and bugs are free in the work pods.

Liberals declare this utopia because we’ve achieved true equality.