Hypertrunk

Shit, Iโ€™ve been told stuff Iโ€™ve done in my actual life was โ€œa lieโ€ and that I โ€œshouldnโ€™t make things up.โ€ And the funny thing about that is that I rarely tell people the really juicy stories, so these were the tame ones!

Some people also get angry that youโ€™ve led an interesting life. Sucks to be them, to the extent that I care about them at all, which ainโ€™t all that much.