Still imagining an alternate timeline in which our response to determining that there is basically zero outdoor masked transmission was to redesign our ventilation systems and enact new health guidelines so that they don't just recirculate viruses all the time. Ew

— Talia Ringer (@TaliaRinger) May 8, 2021

But Talia, some nutty buddy lib told me that you COULD still get Covid outdoors, if someone repeatedly spit in your face or held you down and coughed on your for a while, as so often occurs. I mean, it happens to me every time I go outside, as it does with nearly everyone.

So that means we should just hyperventilate about not wearing masks outdoors and do noting else.

See, totally obvious.