It’s A Post-Covid Miracle Summer. Enjoy It.

Right on. It’s great to see some pushback in mainstream outlets against the “hide inside forever” double-maskin’ lockdown lifer losers.

Suddenly, everything feels like a blessing. Hugging casual acquaintances, grocery shopping without fear and planning a trip all feel so decadent that I often wonder if I’m worthy of any of it. Forget water into wine; in less than a year, scientists developed a lifesaving medical marvel that sent death rates plummeting. We’re living through a modern miracle.

Oh, I’m worthy. I’m so worthy. And I am making the best of it while strongly resisting the lockdown lifers who wish to shove us all back indoors. Fuck them. Get your life going. It’s the only one you’ll have. Make the best of it.