Read the comments to this article and then try to tell me that liberals haven’t gotten vastly more prudish over the years.

Those people sound fucking ludicrous, like some mix of 17th Century Puritans and nuns from a 1950s boarding school. I totally cannot tell which comments are parodic and which are not, but my suspicion is that none of them are an attempt at satire and, alas, all are in fact some actual attempt at condensed thought.

Are these people aliens?

Interesting. I’ve had sex with a woman where I’ve never even gotten hard. It worked quite well!

What the hell kind of fucked-up weirdos we got going on here?