After a certain date — say, August 1, 2021 — any further pandemic deaths should be tallied and those who still refuse to get the vaccination should be legally charged with fractional murder for those deaths.

What I mean is that if 50,000 people die after August 1, and there are 20 million Americans who refuse to get vaccinated, then each of those people is charged with 0.0025 of a murder with all the resultant penalties that are associated with that — if they still refuse to get vaccinated.

Say the average sentence for first degree murder is 40 years. That means you go to jail for a month. You get the idea.

I know it’d never happen, but a guy can dream, right?