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— Aella (@Aella_Girl) July 26, 2021
My partner and I were just talking about this the other day, regarding those books like 500 Different Sex Positions to Try and such!
I said there’s maybe 10 different actual positions and the rest are just tiny variations. However, at least three of those positions require some extreme athleticism and/or strength — for instance, holding your partner off the ground completely.
There definitely aren’t 500 different sex positions unless you are actually an octopus or a trans-dimensional being or something.