It’s weird getting massively better-looking in your mid-40s. I was pretty buff in my early 20s but my face hadn’t matured and changed shape as it has now, so it was much different then.

Dang, talk about blooming late. I’ll never be George Clooney, but I should remind you that George Clooney wasn’t always George Clooney:

That haircut! Lord, someone should go to jail for a long while for that crime against humanity.

Going to the grocery store (my most common social experience) is kind of weird now because women just look at me a lot different, and a whole lot more. Some even follow me a little. I know they think they are being subtle but I’m very sensitive to such things due to my background, so they ain’t all that subtle.

Strange life.