bf came back from driving my car w his hand bleeding and was like “there’s something sharp under the seat” and i said “ohh yeah that’s my car knife” and he got annoyed??

— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) November 10, 2021

I knew a woman in Seattle who kept a real katana behind the seat of her truck. It was not for show; she was extremely well-trained in kenjutsu and was fearsome with that weapon. I hope no one ever thought to mess with her because they would’ve ended up in little pieces all over the ground.