Women: I want a guy whos 6’4”, smart, funny, hot, makes 6 figures
Men: I want a girl whos never had a boyfriend, has no tattoos, beautiful, has no life experience, can cook, will clean, has no career aspirations except to bare my children
Maybe ALL OF YALL are being unrealistic
— Prodigal Lilith (@torturedlilith) January 11, 2022
Actually most men: I just want a woman who’s nice to me sometimes and cannot user her bodyweight to push a hippo out of the sumo ring.
Most women: That’s totally unrealistic, unlike my completely normal requirements! Not being 6’4″ is a choice! Why do you have such ridiculous standards?! It is literally impossible for any woman to be like that! (HAES!)