Not Mar

Problem: coronaviruses arenโ€™t Marburg or smallpox or polio or fucking malaria (which isnโ€™t even caused by a virus). Invalid comparisons all, no matter what the โ€œexpertsโ€ tell you.

But wait and see. โ€œExpertsโ€ will be wrong and Iโ€™ll be right.