So-called "driving experts" are saying that crashing my car into a tree was a disastrous error and that I should have been looking where I was going. What they don't seem to realize is that this was a *feint* designed to achieve my broader strategic aims: 🧵(1/47) pic.twitter.com/ypK52iLWif

— Peter Leonard (@Peter__Leonard) March 31, 2022

Great satire of the Ian Welshian “we meant to lose 20% of our tanks and personnel and achieve none of our operational objectives” bullshit. How did Welsh get so clownish?