To be clear and to put it in a way most women would understand, the equivalent of what Aella wants here is the 50-year-old schlubby dude looking for a hot 18-year-old virgin who is also a slut and who will still love him the same when she’s 30 (and raise his kids).

Aella’s desires are slightly more possible. But only slightly. Because the reality is that all the dudes Aella wants were taken long ago.