Still thinking about that time I was trying to dial 000 and my phone stopped me to ask me to rate the phone app on the play store

No biggie, just trying to get an ambulance for my dad who was having a heart attack, which he then died from

Silicon Valley is evil y'all

— jade darko (@jadedarko) February 4, 2022

I wasn’t trying to make such an important call, but this happened to me recently too. I was so angry about it that if I could’ve cranked open the silos and launched a buncha of nukes at all the tech bros in Silicon Valley, I would’ve done it.