Closing schools and restaurants and crowding everyone together in small apartments for weeks on end might not have been as brilliant of an idea as people thought

— Transport Research (@transportdata) August 29, 2022

According to Covidians, True Lockdown was never tried. It’d certainly work it were.

(Where “True Lockdown” is people being strapped to their bed in a windowless room, fed by IV tubes, for a month.)