The pandemic may have changed young adults’ personalities, study finds.

But (fake) scientists tell me there are no generational differences and that even thinking so is absurd. When in reality, everyone but clueless numpties know there are such differences and that they can matter a whole lot.

What young people went through during the pandemic — how we tortured them for no purpose — has changed them forever. This will be another huge generational difference that scientists will declare doesn’t exist because it can’t be captured neatly in an Excel spreadsheet but that nevertheless is and will be completely obvious to anyone who isn’t an utter clown.