HELLO.

In exactly 3 weeks my new book, YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS, will be in stores! This is the thread where I try to entice you to buy it, plying you with photos of:

1. dog
2. cat
3. a cool spooky house
4. my ass in a bikini

because surely everyone likes *one* of these things pic.twitter.com/Q12CGjvQjO

— Kat Rosenfield (@katrosenfield) December 20, 2022

One of the reasons I like Kat is that she’s not a prude.

But I’d rather pet the kitty than the booty tbh. (I mean, it’s a nice ass. But…kitty!)