TIFU when I was trying to be a gentleman. But ended up in a situation that looks bad.

Stay far, far away from this person. She will fuck you over in the end. I’ve met people like this and it never ends well.

The intern I was mentoring a while ago got very drunk one night at a work event as she wasn’t used to drinking at all — and the drinks had more alcohol in them than usual. I kept some skeevy guy away from her, drove her to her home, carried her up the stairs and put her in bed. I took her shoes off and turned her on her side so she wouldn’t choke on vomit and then covered her up and left a note on the night table that said, “Mike took you home and put you in bed. You were totally passing out and incoherent. See you tomorrow if you feel well enough.”

Unlike the person above, she was thankful for me doing that and kept telling me how kind I was to treat her so well. Just seemed like basic human decency to me, though.