What is a personal story you have that you don’t tell because it sounds made up?

I don’t tell this story in person to anyone who doesn’t know me well and who does not know the crazy shit I’ve seen and done, but it’s the one about me attempting to avert an international incident while I tried to to politely avoid the police chief of Tashkent, Uzbekistan, offering me a “free” woman.

That was…a day.