It’s weird all the bizarro-world excuses people use for being fat and out of shape.

Just say that you like to eat a lot and don’t want to do anything about it. It’s fine. It’s true. There was a fat guy at an old job and he said, “I”m fat because I like to eat and don’t like to work out. And I plan to stay this way.”

I can respect that. That’s an intellectually valid position to hold and is just fine. But the whole “I’m fat despite eating only 500 calories a day and exercising for 10 hours a day” is just complete bullshit that I don’t even think they expect anyone to believe. It’s just mood affiliation hopefulness. Or the similar “I’m fat because Kraft and Nestlé told me to be and I have no choice” is just as bad. How exactly is that supposed to be a defense?

If you want to be fat, just be fat. Who gives a rip. Just don’t make up transparently obvious baloney about it.