Gay Times

As a straight man, have you ever had a woman label you โ€œgayโ€ for rejecting her advances? How did you respond?

I think this has happened to nearly every straight man alive at least once. It goes back to the myth* that all men are unthinking sex beasts and would have intercourse with a radish if it wore some lipstick and looked at us fetchingly.

If I were dating, though, Iโ€™d reject anyone with a tattoo or a terrible personality, which is 95%+ of women out there (and even more men, to be fair). So thatโ€™s a lot of โ€œbeing gayโ€ Iโ€™d experience I guess.

*Women believe this because ~5% of men are in fact unthinking sex beasts, and women get hit on 99% of the time by these serial pesterers and think that is all men (for some reason).