Tarpon Slap

Whoever thought it was a good idea to force desktop OSes to have mobile phone UI/UX conventions so they are โ€œunifiedโ€ should be slapped so fucking hard they go into orbit around their home planet, Clowndia.

These things are not the same. Very much not! Why is it so extremely difficult to convince โ€œdesignโ€ doofshits of this?