Men,what was the best revenge you’ve ever gotten?

Some girl with an insecure boyfriend lied about our friendship and her brother started harassing me and then threatening my co-worker and her kids. So I:

1) Got him fired from his job.

2) Got his car towed and the beginning of expensive repairs started on it (not sure what happened after that).

3) Disconnected his cable.

The coup de grâce of course was the firing. He had a cushy and well-compensated job at Microsoft and he threw it all away. I only did what I did after he (the brother) started threatening a co-worker of mine and her kids because she was defending me against the lies this woman told about me. If he just had been threatening me, whatever. But he forced my hand. And lived to regret it.

I was going to do more but he begged me to leave him alone after that. And I follow the way of the rapper The Game, who said when someone begs for mercy, that mean the beef is over.

I told the harassing idiot that if I ever heard one more even hint of a threat against my co-worker or her kids again, I would not stop till he had nothing left in this life

Never heard a peep after that.