Brokedown

Have you ever been in a toxic relationship, what was the last straw?

Last straw was when she attempted to incite me into hitting her by throwing plates at me and screaming, โ€œYouโ€™re not a real man! A real man would defend himself! A real man would do something about this!โ€

She wanted to look like the โ€œgood guyโ€ by having me beat her. Dumped her 10 seconds later. Donโ€™t date narcissists, people. But I didnโ€™t know she was one until it was too late. She ended up a broke, obese alcoholic loser and I ended up exactly the opposite.

I win.