I know I write about this all the time, but I cannot help it. It’s simply mystifying to me how many people genuinely and sincerely believe it when companies and governments tell them that they must be harmed supposedly for their own good and for “security.”

Why do y’all buy into this bullshit? Never mind, don’t answer that. Here’s what you need to do instead for your own good and for security: send me all your money. All of it. It’ll be good for you. Very good. I promise.