But Moral

Grandma fell for a love scam and is about to sell off everything she owns. Please help.

Sometimes, I wish my morals were a bit more degenerate as I think Iโ€™d be really good at scamming the hell out of lonely old people. I could totally rock that. Iโ€™d have them believing all sorts of insanity and sending me everything theyโ€™d ever earned while I sipped Mai Tais on the beach in Montenegro.

But alas, I just cannot bring myself to do that. Drat, these damn ethics and morals. They really hold one back.