Woman treated me like a lackey at my nephew’s party.

No, you allowed yourself to be treated like a lackey.

My responses, depending on what mood I’m in that day:

• Nope.
• Hell no, lady, do it yourself.
• Do I look like the help?
• You have feet and a mouth. Use them.
• I don’t think I will.

And of course, there’s always just walking away. A great method.