Rejection Woman-style

How do I tell an overweight woman interested in me that itโ€™s her personality, not her weight, thatโ€™s turning me off?

Try this: โ€œEven if you were the most gorgeous woman in the world, Iโ€™d rather tongue-kiss a Toro chipper-shredder than spend a single minute in the same space with you. If you, Hitler and Putin were in the same room and I had a pistol with two bullets, Iโ€™d shoot you twice. If somehow you were still alive after, Iโ€™d beat myself to death with the pistol.โ€

Thatโ€™s a start, right? ๐Ÿ˜‰