The weak force is about 10³² times stronger than gravity, and that’s why we will never see a graviton or Hawking Radiation.

Indeed. I really miss having useful ports. Fucking stupidest change ever to laptop design. I do not give a flying fuck about something looking smooth and slick purposelessly. I want goddamn ports.

I never really know what to say when people ask me if I’m nervous. Any comment I’d make would be inappropriate or weird. I usually just laugh awkwardly and change the subject.

While it’s certain I have my share of problems and burdens, being nervous has never been and will never be one of them. That module was not installed.

If it weren’t for double standards, most people would have no standards at all.