Ports

Indeed. I really miss having useful ports. Fucking stupidest change ever to laptop design. I do not give a flying fuck about something looking smooth and slick purposelessly. I want goddamn ports.

Nerved

I never really know what to say when people ask me if I’m nervous. Any comment I’d make would be inappropriate or weird. I usually just laugh awkwardly and change the subject.

While it’s certain I have my share of problems and burdens, being nervous has never been and will never be one of them. That module was not installed.