War with China is coming and we are not nearly ready. And aren’t even trying.

Apple reportedly has plans for a thinner iPhone, MacBook Pro and Apple Watch.

But why? I don’t want thinner. Most people don’t want thinner. I want a lot of ports, a nice screen, and a battery that lasts as long as a Dane Cook show feels like it lasts.

This quest for device thinness is ridiculous and pointless.