Unpopular opinions about relationships and sex:

1) Women and men and everyone above the age of majority should have more age gap relationships.

2) Licking pierced nipples tastes like licking sweaty keys.

3) Women hold men to standards they don’t hold themselves to, and that seems to be getting worse.

4) A great milkshake is far better than sex with most people.

5) And most people are not motivated by morality or propriety, but fear. This is true of both relationships and sex.