Interesting night in the city. FedEx driver falling asleep behind the wheel of a big truck, swerving like a Mardi Gras reveler on Fat Tuesday.

Then I pulled up to get some fuel and the dude next to me was smoking a cigarette while pumping gas. I made sure I knew where the emergency shutoff was and got out of there pronto before anything lit up, blew up, or otherwise conflagrated too close to me.

Scuzzbucket convenience stores are something else.