Hovelage

Yeah, this presidential election is gonna bite about as much ass as I thought it would. If you didn’t have to auction all your organs to be able to afford a mere hovel anywhere worth living in Canada, probably woulda emigrated there.

Healthy Crack

“But, but, the crack I and my kids smoke is the healthy type of crack! It said so right on the crack packaging!”

LOL y’all dumbasses. Of course Haidt is right. It’s fucking obvious in every way something could be obvious.