Not a Friend

Laid off โ€“ systems broke ๐Ÿ˜†.

Why do people think anyone at work is a friend? Thatโ€™s almost never true. The CIO here definitely is not and absolutely 100% did know about the layoff in advance. I guarantee it.

That said, Iโ€™d be charging them like crazy for repairing this mess they left themselves in. A few years ago, a company Iโ€™d worked for a decade prior contacted me about fixing some complex scripts they had moved around and attempted to change and could not get to function any longer. Iโ€™d created those as something temporary a developer was supposed to consolidate into an actual fully-thought-out reporting application later on but never did (of course).

Theyโ€™d brought in several consultants who could not duplicate what Iโ€™d done as it involved (among quite a few other things) complex manipulations of obscure Windows permissions in a very specific way to achieve what they wanted.

Anyway, they requested that I fix these scripts and add some related new features for free. I said no way and quoted $250 an hour, 10 hours minimum1, paid in advance. They wouldnโ€™t agree to that so I told them good luck.

Fine. I heard it never got fixed.

  1. This is probably pretty close to the actual time it wouldโ€™ve taken me to do what they were asking for.

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