a cheat sheet for folks at home either 1) lacking a sense of humor, or 2) incapable of reading between the lines
canadian acquisition: a joke (and a gift to pierre poilievre)
greenland: will remain independent, we are now negotiating some kind of longterm binding partnership in…— Mike Solana (@micsolana) January 7, 2025
Right. Ain’t nobody invading fucking Canada. Lord knows they’ve screwed their own country up enough themselves without us having to do anything.
And the Panama Canal thing is indeed a warning to China. Believe me, China has gotten the message. Greenland is a non-issue too. Not to defend Trump, but he’s using fairly standard blustery businessman strong-arm fear tactics.