Shoot Trouble

That’s right. I’ve often been brought in to troubleshoot issues in products and technologies I’ve never used, and in some cases never heard of, because troubleshooting effectively is its own skill independent of any specific knowledge.

Knowledge is cheap and easily acquired. Understanding how a system works and how to get to the bottom of things takes a whole lot more. And that’s what I’m good at.

CTC

Life on a closed timelike curve.

This is just symmetrical time reversal, which is just an identity. I mean, it couldn’t be any other way. That’s just how the equations work since they are all time-reversible.

To greatly, greatly simplify, this paper is just saying 2+1 = 3 is the same as 3 = 1+21.

  1. Which is sort of a little joke, because in certain quantum systems it matters what order you add up the numbers as to the results you get. However, this isn’t one of them!

Forsec

My organization has a computer slowness issue. Is there some kind of forensic consultant that can help us track it down?

This is the kind of issue I guarantee I could solve in less than a day if I had unfettered access, but stumps tons of IT people.

Without having looked at it1, there’s about an even chance I could solve it in 15 minutes or less.

That’s just how I roll.

  1. Though I’ve solved tons of nearly-identical issues.

From Babe to Pet Sematary to Toy Story, the same furious yowl crops up in film after film. So who was the cat and who made the recording? We solve the enigma of the โ€˜Wilhelm Miaow.โ€™

Neutron star measurements place limits on color superconductivity in dense quark matter.

The planetary fix.

There are no pure cultures. All of our religions, stories, languages and norms were muddled and mixed through mobility and exchange throughout history.

The Caribbean has been unusually warm. Thatโ€™s not a good thing.

The Crisis of Gender Relations.

Where the Left Went Wrong on Homelessness.

Thought UnitedHealthcare couldnโ€™t get more awful? Theyโ€™ve gone villain mode. Killing people with paperwork instead of a gun doesnโ€™t make you any less of a murderer. Let Luigi out to take care of some more important business.

Inflation heated up in December, as prices continue to weigh on Americans. “Transitory.”

Iโ€™m a climate scientist and my house in LA burned down. My work has never been more real.

Time and Work

This is in counterpoint to a Jessica Valenti piece that I am no longer able to find, but it was about how men are terrible because we don’t do “enough” housework. Though I’ve never had and will never have children, I’ve been in battles over household chores. And often for men, women do not count these things as household chores (even though they in most relationships rarely or never do them), though they are very time- and labor-intensive:

  • Any yardwork tasks such as mowing, trimming, leaf raking and the like (these can be very labor-intensive and time-consuming in spring and summer)
  • Any appliance maintenance
  • Any car maintenance
  • Any house maintenance
  • Roof and gutter cleaning
  • Anything at all outdoors, no matter how difficult or even dangerous

I was told by my girlfriends in two relationships that all these “didn’t count” and weren’t “real chores” because “men enjoyed these things.” It must be some kind of woman script, because yes, they used almost exactly the same words.

My friends, most men do fucking not in fact enjoy doing these tasks and they require a whole lot of time and work to complete.

Also, many women have much higher (unnecessarily high) cleanliness standards. For instance, an ex of mine was upset if the carpet wasn’t vacuumed at least three times a week. And that’s just too much. Yet if I refused to do that in the Valenti accounting, I’d be “not doing my part.”

Fuck all that noise.

Shockingly

Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: โ€˜When you lock things upโ€ฆyou donโ€™t sell as many of them.โ€™

Shocking! Who could have ever imagined this outcome?

It’s amazing how clownishly stupid MBA types can be sometimes. Almost all of the time. When I see a store with all the goods locked up, I immediately turn around and leave. Why bother? I’ll just buy it online with far less hassle.

Obvious.

Happen To

AITBF for not liking when women change their persona when they find out Iโ€™m gay?

This is interesting because something I think most women don’t realize is that straight men experience most women as extremely cold and hostile. It really colors one’s view of women. If I didn’t have a good number of close women friends, in general I’d think women are quite terrible — because that’s the treatment most straight men get most of the time. To us, 99.9% of women are experienced as glacial, distant, and mildly bellicose. (And then women go on and wonder why men do not have women friends. Well, that is why!)

Yes, yes, shut the fuck up, I know why all that it is, but it’s a terrible feeling to be iced out because you happen to be male. And I don’t even think it makes sense most of the time because most women (and most people in general) are incredibly terrible at judging actual risk.

But that’s a whole other topic.

Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters.

How soda is changing the world.

โ€˜Absolutely insane.โ€™ Dragonflyโ€™s extreme loop-the-loops are unparalleled in nature.

How corn syrup took over America.

right to root access.

Prospect Medical Holdings files for bankruptcy after owners took hundreds of millions in payouts. I got to get in in this legal fraud.

Big tech is picking apart European democracy, but there is a solution: switch off its algorithms.

Starbucks ends its โ€˜open-doorโ€™ policies.

What The Navyโ€™s Massive Orca Submarine Drone Is Actually Capable Of.

Balance of Power Shifts Back Toward Bosses. Funny because RTO makes the workers less productive — but MBA types simply do not care about that at all.

NPR shopped for 96 items at Walmart to track how prices are really changing.

James Webb Space Telescope’s ‘little red dots’ come into focus.

The Era of Finance CEOs Running Retailers Is Over. Not over, but retailers who want to succeed will do more of this.

Mass Ukrainian Drone Onslaught Strikes Targets Across Western Russia. Nice.

Why itโ€™s so hard to find starter homes in the U.S.

Joe Bidenโ€™s tragic curtain call.

The slow death of the California dream. The Romans built aqueducts stretching hundreds of miles in less time than it takes to permit an outbuilding in California โ€” and their aqueducts actually held water. NIMBYs are pure evil. Society-destroying evil.

Young people are abandoning democracy for dictators. I can understand their despair.

What is happening in Los Angeles is our future.

Asking and Doing

Guys who have “no game” but had no problem finding partners, what was the factor that made you successful?

I have no game. For a good number of years, I just asked out a lot of girls and went out on a lot of dates (anyone who said yes, anyone who asked me).

That’s how you do it. It’s definitely harder now, though, where any expression of interest is considered harassment if you’re a man, and you’re also seen as a default rapist.

It didn’t used to be that way when I was actively dating so I wouldn’t be able to do the same these days.

Civ End

I do understand the Covidians’ anger and sadness over the fact that Covid did not change the world more. Hell, I at least thought it’d lead to federally-mandated sick leave in the US and some other reforms of the medical system as well as requirements for good indoor ventilation. Oddly, none of that happened.

Still, though, that does not justify the absurd Covidian lying about how harmful Covid is post-vax, and for claiming absolutely wacky shit like Long Covid was going to be civilization-ending.

It’s easy to make something into a religion; it’s much, much harder to effect change in the real wold — which is what the Covidians should’ve actually attempted.