Corporate America: A customer can spit on you, throw things at you and be a general menace… but you’re fired if you call them an asshole.

I could never work retail because the moment a customer spit on me one of us would be going to jail. And that of course would be me. Because the other person would be headed to the hospital or the morgue depending on how fast people could pull me off the dipshit who made that mistake.

What a world.