I didn’t realize until entirely too late in life that the common women’s plaint, “Every man wants to sleep with me! They always bother me!” wasn’t a real thing, but a humblebrag.

It’s a socially-acceptable way of saying, “I’m very hot and desirable. Look at how gorgeous I am!”

Of course, women do get bothered in public by men. That certainly happens sometimes. But the reality is that the majority of women are just average and most men have better things to do than even think about that woman (or any woman) for a single second.

It’s a manufactured reality to praise one’s self while appearing to be beset by problems. Thus, it’s quite clever in its way.