What was that BS adults were trying to peddle to us when we were kids about how terrible and hard it was being grown up?

Man, I fucking love being an adult. It’s infinitely superior to being a kid. I can do what I want when I want. People aren’t constantly beating on me. If I decide to eat ice cream at midnight, I can. Pizza for breakfast? Bring it. Go on a road trip? Heck yes.

Being an adult is great. No way I’d go back to the comparative hell of being a kid.