If you want to truly own your body, get as fit as I am.

But that takes a lot of work, time, and not eating like a clown. It’s certainly easier to get done up like graffiti on a train car instead.

It feels so much better, though, to be able to pick up a two-hundred-pound stone off the ground and move it without much effort than it does to look like an inkwell took a shit on you.