Well, I passed the cert exam for CISM.
Iโm not certified yet, though. Itโs one of those โwho you knowโ (and experience-based) certs, so once I get the official results back I have to submit an application and a colleague has to attest that I am awesome (I am). Then, Iโll hold these three certs at the same time: CISM, CISSP and CCNP. Thereโs likely only a few hundred people in the world (at most!) who have all three of those at once.
Now give me the cash moneys!