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Told You So Times a Billion

May 19, 2026, 5:46 PM Chill Annoying, Clowns

Why birth rates are falling everywhere all at once.

In country after country the birth rate plunged after the introduction of smartphones, no matter what the previous trend was. The younger the age group, the more pronounced the downturn โ€” a mirror image of smartphone usage patterns.

Told you it with the fucking phones, you fucking idiots.

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