Remember when movie theaters had personalities?

That is some personality, yes, but that is a sloppy caricature of and feeble nod to 1920s-style theaters that were the height of amalgamating Egyptian, Asian, Indian and other architectural influences, most famously in the various Fox Theaters that dotted the nation then — some of which have been restored of late.

So even this is but an imitation of an imitation of a simulation of the reality. And it shows.